The Vesper Vibrator Necklace – 10 Surprising Uses Including Harry Potter Magic

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    Vesper Crave Vibrating Necklace

    Manifesting an intersection of fashion and pleasure, the Vesper Crave is everything your body and wardrobe has been wanting.

    In addition to its obvious use to raise vibrational awareness in bed, the Vesper has potential to be a key piece in enacting fantasies everywhere but the bedroom! This toy performs across a spectrum of versatility; these are a few ways the Vesper Crave can be employed as the erotic multi-tool of your sex toy box.

    You can purchase the Vesper Vibrator Necklace by itself for $69 or in the Sex is Passion Signature Box which includes additional bonus accessories, lubes and more for a screaming deal of only $99.

    Here are some creative and unique uses for the Vesper Vibrator Necklace by Crave.

    1. As a Stylish Accessory

    The intended side-hustle of this vibrator is obviously to be the newest addition to your jewelry collection.

    This powerful-but-silent toy makes appearances with you by day or night as your most alluring accessory and best kept secret. Its sleek, minimalist pendant design leaves much to the imagination; and we expect you’ll do more than your fair share of daydreaming while wearing the Vesper as a necklace.

    2. Hot & Cold Erotic Play

    Vesper’s cylindrical stainless steel encases the warm purring of its rumbling motor. Warm being the key word. The metal transfers this heat quickly – in what many report to be a very good way!

    Interested in playing with temperature further? The Vesper is not made to be submersible but the splash proof device can definitely hold its own against cold water droplets or contact with ice cubes.

    The interplay of ice and the heated metal can make old experiences new again.

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    3. Change Your Work Break Routine

    You did say you wanted to quit smoking (or Facebooking) this year.

    4. Tease Your Date

    Have some fun the next time you and your date are out to dinner. Any type of necklace can be a tool to pull on the suggestive strands of the imagination; but a necklace that your date knows can bring you to orgasm in a matter of minutes?

    Let your fingers dance along the slender length of the Vesper Crave as it rests against your chest, teasing the threads of tension between you… glimpses of what the rest of the evening might hold. You may not make it to dessert.

    Oh, and please tip your server. They’re politely refilling your wine and pretending not to notice.

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    5. Scrying Wand for Pagan Sex Rituals

    Nervous about your next Beltane orgy? Not sure which kink to explore next? Let Fate decide!

    Pendulum Divination has been practiced by Seers across Celtic traditions for centuries. The practice, known as “Dowsing”, involves hanging a token or pendant from a chain and asking it a series of “yes” or “no” questions. The Seer then takes note of the movement of the pendulum and interprets the answers from the motions.

    Fortune-Tellers must establish a relationship with their scrying tool. We recommend you get to know your Vesper, up close and personal, before peering into the mysteries of the future.

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    6. Sneak Away During a Boring Event

    You’ve been dreading this conference for months. Your boss made you go and you didn’t have the guts to say no. Now you’re here. The coffee is bad, the key speakers are boring and the name tags are stupid.

    How can you be expected to work in these conditions?

    Would anyone even notice if you were gone for 10 minutes?

    No. The answer is no, they would not. Everyone deserves a break… and an orgasm! Guaranteed to significantly boost employee morale, though it probably won’t help you stay awake through the next speaker.

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    7. Nail Your Joan Holloway Impersonation

    You have to admit, it does look markedly similar to the pencil necklace worn by Mad Men’s iconic character.

    The fiery character is quite a bold personality to embody, making it a solid choice for some sexy role-playing. Christina Hendricks won six consecutive Emmys for the role, so reach high and aim for multiples.

    Joan Holloway from Mad Men

    8. Keep your Nooky on the DL – Or not

    The Vesper was made for this. It’s motor isn’t completely silent, but will be easily drowned out anywhere there is a crowd or thumping bass. Think about you and your date in the bathrooms, or some shadowy corner booth…

    Don’t get caught, unless you’re into that too.

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    9. Cast Spells – Expecto Patronum!

    Harry Potter cast his first Patronus at thirteen, but one’s never too old to learn! The Vesper is a little small for a wand, but don’t let its size fool you as reviews claim it is quite magical.

    Of course you can be an animal in bed, but the question is what kind? Work on your wizarding skills to find out.

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    10. Normalize Masturbation

    There is a desperate need for voices in the battle for socially-aware and supportive dialogue around masturbation.

    Visibility matters and if you are buying a vibrator to wear around your neck in public, you have officially volunteered as tribute.

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    Get the Vesper Vibrator Necklace ($69). Order here.

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